I got a new job. That's right. No more ManAPTS!!! WOO HOO! No more poor management bullshit, no more crazy receptionists to have to deal with, no more boss who speaks in riddles, no more ex boyfriend who STILL ignores me, and no more hating my life every day when I wake up. For now, anyway. I'll be a "project manager" for Situs, a commercial real estate company. I know, I know... real estate. But this is totally different than residential and it's a HUGE company. Basically, I'll be the middle man between the firm itsself and the bank we're associated with. I'll have an office in both businesses (which are right across the street from each other) and will basically be everyone's bitch. But that's okay! Because it's not here, and that makes me a happy person. And the best part? Chrissie works there. So, basically, I'll be drunk EVERY lunch break. Woo hoo again!!! Bad part? I have to take a drug test. But, that's okay. It won't be for nearly a month from now and I'm used to detoxing my body these days. I just faxed over my paperwork (it's corporate, so there's lots of agreements n' shit) and I give my big fat TWO WEEKS BITCH tomorrow. Let's all give a HELL YEAH to a better job, with a better work environment, better benefits, better pay, and better new reason to get up in the morning. Other than that, my life is pretty much the same. I'm officially on Spring Break (woo!), but not going anywhere this year. School is going good. My friend Cecily had her little baby. His name is Wesly. And we finally got furniture for my apartment. But... my husband is Swedish, so it looks like Ikea vomited all over our living room. Whatever. I have a place to put my ass now. Life, at the moment, has no complaints from me. This is the first time I've said that (and meant it) in a long time. And that's my update. Love you all. Ben... freakin' call me already, would you? I'll be in DC this weekend, but soon! Amanda, when the hell are you coming back to the city?? GOSH! It's time we make another visit to Peter Dillons. xoxoxo | 
